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SVU comic relief

Jeffries: So you're saying that ALL women are whores?

Munch: Don't be ridiculous.

Munch: I don't know ALL the women in the world.

SVU

Doctor Audrey Jackson: Do you always deflect personal questions with jokes?

Detective John Munch: Do you always deflect jokes with personal questions?

thekimadventure:

FAVORITES SERIES- CELEBRITIES || Stephanie March

“Sure, I wish there were more movie roles for women, but the best roles for women are on television. I’m a little sad that I’ve come of age when there’s so much reality TV. I was trained as an actor, and it turns out all you had to do was make a sex tape.”

thekimadventure:

FAVORITES SERIES- CELEBRITIES || Stephanie March

“Sure, I wish there were more movie roles for women, but the best roles for women are on television. I’m a little sad that I’ve come of age when there’s so much reality TV. I was trained as an actor, and it turns out all you had to do was make a sex tape.”

Fin: So where is it you got shot?

Munch: That would be in the ass. You wanna kiss it and make it better?

Fin: You be nice to me or you won't get the shake I smuggled in for you.

Munch: Fig? From McGinty's?

Fin: Of course.

Munch: Oh, thanks, man.

Fin: Thank you for not making me have to break in another partner. I'm glad you pulled through, bro.

sm0ke-ahauntus:

i could never be a lawyer or a detective.

me as a detective:

me as a lawyer in court: 

DISNEY IS MAKING INTO THE WOODS INTO A MOVIE?!

shanlynch:

How was this announced in January and I didn’t find out until right now?! 

WHAT?! 

Why didn’t someone bang down my frickin’ door the moment this was announced? 

I’m dying. 

“I need that shoe to have a child!”
— Baker’s Wife, Into the Woods (via calamus-crest)